"It's time that I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"[1]

Calato is a Dark Angels Champion belonging to the Deathwatch. He first appeared in Eliphas' video Inquisitor: Retarded Edition and the BEHEMOTH Trilogy before appearing in TTS.

Inquisitor: Retarded Edition Canon Edit

Calato was first seen accompanying Captain Darius and Inquisitor Kreiger in exploring an ancient ruin of an unnamed planet in order to find the mysterious artifact. While exploring the ruin, Captain Darius lost communication with a sentry he sent to guard the entrance, so he sent Calato and one of his squad mates to investifate. Calato complained to his squad mate that he tired of his life in the Dark Angels and wanted to join the Deathwatch as soon as possible. Later, the duo ambushed by Khorne Berserkers (who were amusingly enough, armed with bolters) and his squad mate was killed.[2]

Behemoth Canon Edit

After leaving the Dark Angels and (presumably) becoming a Deathwatch Champion, Calato's Kill Team came under the service of Inquisitor Kryptman, though he spent more time preparing recaff than actually fighting.[3] However, he finally got to see some action when the Tyranids first entered the galaxy. Calato helped repel Genestealers aboard Kryptman's ship, and was prepared to fight an onslaught on the world that they were defending.[1]

Calato was very wary about teaming up with the Blood Ravens, as he had heard rumors of their kleptomania.[1]

TTS Canon Edit

Calato is among the exiled Inquisition when they were found by Leman Russ in the Warp. Calato insulted Russ to his face due to the Dark Angels/Space Wolves rivalry, but later apologized over a pint of Ale.[4]

He participated at the Battle of Khaine's Gate, attempting to fight off the a group of Plaguebearers led by Epidemius alongside the rest of his Deathwatch contingent. However, almost all of them were killed, with Calato being forcefully removed from combat by fellow Deathwatch member and apothecary Wilford. He became one of the few survivors of the battle of Khaine’s Gate along with several of the Deathwatch contingent.[5]

Calato escaped into Commoragh with the rest of Karamazov's Inquisitorial forces, where he proceeded to act as bodyguard for the revealed Inquisitor Kryptman alongisde Wilford.

Quotes Edit

Trivia Edit

  • Calato once hammered Little Billy in the face with a baseball bat for fun.
  • The phrase "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD" comes from a kung-fu fighting priest in the film Braindead by Peter Jackson.

References Edit

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 BEHEMOTH Trilogy, Part 2
  2. Inquisitor: Retarded Edition
  3. BEHEMOTH Trilogy, Part 1
  4. 4.0 4.1 Special 2: Warp Hijinks
  5. Episode 26 Part 1: Hateful Feud at Khaine's Gate
Party of the Bearded Triumvirate
Fyrodor Karamazov/The Fyodperor - Leman Russ - Kaldor Draigo
Inquisitor Donklas - Inquisitor Adrielle Quist - Grand Master Elirush - Inquisitor Headsmash - Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau
Kryptman - Calato - Wilford - Tempestus Scions - Canoness Albia Thorne - Dominique
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