Chaos Descends is a series by Karl the Deranged, centered the misadventures of a group of Chaos Cultists. The series intersects with If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device, as the planet is where the Ultramarines found one of the artifacts of Vulkan. The cult also crank calls the Emperor.
- Admiral Burke as Enforcer
- Alfabusa as Rickety and Ultarmarine Honor Guard
- Colorfinger as James and Barbosa
- ComradeCrimson as Guardsman and Chaos Sorcerer
- Dr. White as Smarty
- Earndil as Ork Kaptain
- The Fresh Sorcerer as Numbers
- Garrot as Guardsman 2
- Hean as "Joe"
- Ironbeard as Fools Guy
- Jean Claude Van Damme as Vandal Dyker
- Karl the Deranged as Mar
- Kiwi as Crazy Hassan
- Larry Luxus as Stitches
- Sierra as Ork Boy