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* '''Vostroyan Firstborn''' - Vostroya's tradition of sending all firstborn children to the Guard has produced a very large and experienced regiment, where equipment are highly prized family heirlooms. In a video by [[Karl the Deranged|Karl]], the Vostroyans use Gopnik stereotypes and dance into battle to hardbass music.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgh43VUqrv8 Vostroyan Charge]</ref>
 
* '''Vostroyan Firstborn''' - Vostroya's tradition of sending all firstborn children to the Guard has produced a very large and experienced regiment, where equipment are highly prized family heirlooms. In a video by [[Karl the Deranged|Karl]], the Vostroyans use Gopnik stereotypes and dance into battle to hardbass music.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgh43VUqrv8 Vostroyan Charge]</ref>
 
* '''Attilan Rough Riders''' - Attilans are primarily a cavalry force that still fight on horseback using special lances. They have an obsession with drinking out of skulls and are almost always on top of their horses, even when indoors or piloting aircraft.<ref>[[Episode 2: Attilan Assault]]</ref>
 
* '''Attilan Rough Riders''' - Attilans are primarily a cavalry force that still fight on horseback using special lances. They have an obsession with drinking out of skulls and are almost always on top of their horses, even when indoors or piloting aircraft.<ref>[[Episode 2: Attilan Assault]]</ref>
* '''Jopall Indentured Squadron''' - Jopall’s population are indebted to the planetary government from birth, and as such many citizens join the Indentured Squadrons to pay off their debts. Their commissars will frequently fine then to keep them in debt. Elite "Asstart Spaggle Mens<sup>TM</sup>" are "Pay-to-Win" Gland Warriors with a bizarre armor mashup based on Master Chief (''Halo''), Samus Aran (''Metroid Prime''), Buzz Lightyear (''Toy Story'') and Terran Marine (''StarCraft''), and are most definitely not copyright-infringing on Astartes. The Indentured Squadrons were able to overthrow their planetary government with the help of [[Corvus Corax]], and hired themselves out as mercenaries so as to earn hush money in case anyone investigated their planet. <ref>[[Episode 3: Jopallian Japes]]</ref>
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* '''Jopall Indentured Squadron''' - Jopall’s population are indebted to the planetary government from birth, and as such many citizens join the Indentured Squadrons to pay off their debts. Their commissars will frequently fine then to keep them in debt. Elite "Asstart Spaggle Mens<sup>TM</sup>" are "Pay-to-Win" Gland Warriors with a bizarre armor mashup based on Master Chief, Samus Aran, and Buzz Lightyear, and are most definitely not copyright-infringing on Astartes. The Indentured Squadrons were able to overthrow their planetary government with the help of [[Corvus Corax]], and hired themselves out as mercenaries so as to earn hush money in case anyone investigated their planet. <ref>[[Episode 3: Jopallian Japes]]</ref>
   
 
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