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"KEEP DAWDLING ON AND ON YOUR CABLES WE'LL PISS!!"[1]

Lrak is a member of the Adeptus Custodes. Like some other Custodes, he chooses to shed his armor, but is a different brand of crazy from the Fabulous Custodes.

TTS Canon[]

Lrak first appeared alongside the rest of the Custodes when they intervened to kick Fyodor Karamazov out of the Imperial Palace, but had no speaking parts.[2] Lrak was later recruited from Shield-Host Proteus for their mission to Mars, where Lrak made his deranged personality known with his crude outbursts.[3]

Lrak threatened the Fabricator-General of Mars with pissing on his cables if he did not give up the location of the Proteus Protocol.[1]

Quotes[]

  • "PLEASE send us to FUCking Mars already!! I want to crAWL on the DUnes with my FINGERED NAILS!!!"[3]
  • "THE MARTIAN WINDS PEELS MY SKINS!"[1]
  • "HEGH! PISS!"[1]

Trivia[]

  • Lrak is Karl backwards.
  • Lrak's appearance is based on the original Custodes from 40K 1st edition. His look inspired the Fabulous Custodes.

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