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The Tempestus Scions are a group of Imperial Guard stormtroopers attached to the Inquisition’s forces under Fyodor Karamazov. The squad is lead by Tempestor Cromwell, and it’s members are Scion Priestly, Scion Matilda, Scion Grant, Scion Stuart, and Scion Valentine. Each Scion has a distinct personality and usually speaks in a cockney accent.[1]

Despite probably being the least powerful individuals in the army of Fyodor, they were pretty much almost the only survivors after the battle, apparently granting the victory during the tabletop game by being still alive at the end.

They are also among the funniest soldiers, being basically regular humans (although well trained and equipped) among demons and demi gods fighting each others.


  • Each name is a reference to a WWII era tank, either British-made or the British designation of American tanks.


Party of the Bearded Triumvirate
Fyrodor Karamazov/The Fyodperor - Leman Russ - Kaldor Draigo
Inquisitor Donklas - Inquisitor Adrielle Quist - Grand Master Elirush - Inquisitor Headsmash - Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau
Kryptman - Calato - Wilford - Tempestus Scions - Canoness Albia Thorne - Dominique